Florentino Ariza is gay.

Love in the Time of Cholera (2007) is a movie based on a novel by Gabriel Garcia Marquez... And man, I swear it's fucking gay.

I do appreciate movies like this. Love stories also float my boat but this one is just too gay for my life.

If you haven't seen the movie, it basically goes like this...

Poor boy saw rich girl for the first time. Boy fell in love. Boy wrote girl a love letter that can pass as a 10-chapter novel. Girl played hard to get but eventually gave in and wrote back declaring her love for the boy. Rich girl's dad found out about the affair. Dad took her away. Boy waited and reserved his virginity for the girl. Girl returned and told guy she doesnt feel the same way anymore. Guy cried to his mother like a fucken baby. Girl got married with a rich doctor who gave her medication when they thought she had Cholera. Guy cried to his mother like a fucken baby... again and said he'll just wait for the doctor to die. Girl got pregnant. Guy finally got laid by some random chick in a boat. Guy liked it and found it as a good escape plan to forget the girl. Guy listed down every other girl he had sex with which was about 1,000. Guy became president of some company. Doctor finally died by falling off a ladder when he tried to save a bird which ended up biting his finger... and okay, he had Cholera, I think? On the day of the doctor's burial, guy came running down to the girl's house saying that he had been waiting for that moment for 51 years, 9 months and 4 days. Girl asked him to leave and that she hopes he'd die soon. Guy pursued the girl. Girl gave in... And suddenly, two 72-year old people started having sex like freaking virgins.

SERIOUSLY, WHY?

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